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We ship, Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays

We restock every WEDNESDAY

Cakes are freshly baked!

Use my TikTok to find my new Instagram link!

My Instagram is down! But orders are going out as nornal

All orders are fully tracked with email updates

Please give us 2-3 working days to process your order as cakes are made fresh

  • All stars box (5 items)

    All stars box (5 items)

    All stars box (5 items)

    Regular price £100.00 GBP
    Regular price Sale price £100.00 GBP
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  • Birthday Sprinkles Rice Krispie Cake

    Birthday Sprinkles Rice Krispie Cake

    Birthday Sprinkles Rice Krispie Cake

    Regular price £25.00 GBP
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  • Family guy Fruit Syrup

    Family guy Fruit Syrup

    Family guy Fruit Syrup

    Regular price £25.00 GBP
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  • Family guy Sweet Shop

    Family guy Sweet Shop

    Family guy Sweet Shop

    Regular price £35.00 GBP
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  • Gummy Variety Bundle (5)

    Gummy Variety Bundle (5)

    Gummy Variety Bundle (5)

    Regular price £150.00 GBP
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  • Home made mini tarts (5)

    Home made mini tarts (5)

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    Home made mini tarts (5)

    Regular price £20.00 GBP
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  • Homemade brownie pie

    Homemade brownie pie

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    Homemade brownie pie

    Regular price £15.00 GBP
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  • Kinder bueno Rice Krispie Cake

    Kinder bueno Rice Krispie Cake

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    Kinder bueno Rice Krispie Cake

    Regular price £25.00 GBP
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  • Monthly box (16 items)

    Monthly box (16 items)

    Monthly box (16 items)

    Regular price £300.00 GBP
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  • Mushie bar

    Mushie bar

    Mushie bar

    Regular price £100.00 GBP
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  • Oreo Rice Krispie cake

    Oreo Rice Krispie cake

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    Oreo Rice Krispie cake

    Regular price £15.00 GBP
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  • Party Box ( 9 items)

    Party Box ( 9 items)

    Party Box ( 9 items)

    Regular price £190.00 GBP
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  • Pistachio Chocolate Rice Krispie Cake

    Pistachio Chocolate Rice Krispie Cake

    Pistachio Chocolate Rice Krispie Cake

    Regular price £25.00 GBP
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  • Plain Rice Krispie cakes

    Plain Rice Krispie cakes

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    Plain Rice Krispie cakes

    Regular price £20.00 GBP
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  • Premier protein - Mystery pen

    Premier protein - Mystery pen

    Premier protein - Mystery pen

    Regular price £65.00 GBP
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  • Raspberry & white chocolate blondie

    Raspberry & white chocolate blondie

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    Raspberry & white chocolate blondie

    Regular price £10.00 GBP
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  • Raspberry & White chocolate Rice Krispie Cake

    Raspberry & White chocolate Rice Krispie Cake

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    Raspberry & White chocolate Rice Krispie Cake

    Regular price £25.00 GBP
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  • Savers Box (2 items)

    Savers Box (2 items)

    Savers Box (2 items)

    Regular price £45.00 GBP
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  • Weekly Box (4 items)

    Weekly Box (4 items)

    Weekly Box (4 items)

    Regular price £85.00 GBP
    Regular price Sale price £85.00 GBP
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REFUNDS 💳

If you have ordered within 24 hours and would like to cancel then feel free to email me at asstrologicalbakery@gmail.com and ask for a cancellation.

After 24 hours of receiving your order confirmation email, your order will no longer be valid for cancellation as we would’ve started working on it. This takes time & money for us to hand craft your goodies and we would need to unpack your cancelled item.

If your order has turned up late and inedible please don’t hesitate to email me for a refund or a reshipment.

If you receive a faulty order, please contact me directly so I can address the issue. Refunds will not be issued to those who choose to post publicly on social media before giving me the opportunity to resolve the matter privately and respectfully.

People don’t realise how outing a small business for a fixable mistake can affect them and the mental health of the individuals behind the business, especially if they care about their customers like I do.


We make our cakes fresh with fresh perishable ingredients like eggs so with the UK summer heat, if packages are late they are prone to spoilage.

Food safety instructions come with each order & are to be followed strictly to get the most out of your bakes. Cakes can be frozen for up to 3 months after delivery. Cakes shouldn’t spend more than 7 days in the fridge.

This does happen sometimes and isn’t something we can control, packages may be missed during the scanning process and then scanned at a later date when found. This can result in spoiled baked goods and it’s a good idea to email us if this does happen to you for a refund or reshipment.

Asstrologicalbakery@gmail.com

(Please note that photographic evidence may be required to approve your refund request.)

VEGANS 🥬

Our Cakes are NOT vegan friendly but for vegan options please look out for the following products:

Brownie Bites, twin cherries, pineapple slices, sour apples, blue stars, blue raspberries, & gummy bears

HOW TO ORDER 🩷

Feel free to place your orders for those “gains!” If you have any issues please message me on Instagram @gardenfairyuk or email me at asstrologicalbakery@gmail.com and ask for Castilla

here’s our link tree if the link ain’t here then it ain’t me! Please beware of COPY CATS, imitators, scammers & fake pages.

linktr.ee/Astralbakes

Happy Shopping! 🛍️

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️

We will not be dispatching orders between the 13th of May and the 21st May due to some changes we are making in our shipping system.

We are aware of the delays we’ve had with our current postal service with packages turning up late & damaged so upon looking at some customer feedback we will be slowly transitioning to another company starting on May 21st

You will still be able to order in this time frame but your order will not be processed or dispatched until May 21st.

If you have any issues with any order please don’t hesitate to email Castilla R at asstrologicalbakery@gmail.com

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